I may be very bottom but that won't stop me from getting on top

I may be very bottom but that won't stop me from getting on top

My gf fell asleep on the couch and a few minutes later there

She snuck into my room late the other night after my roommate

You’ll have to pin me down to stop me from jumping on this

My roommate fell asleep in my room and honestly that’s not

My roommate fell asleep in my room and honestly that’s not

Milk still hasn’t come in but didn’t stop me from nursing

roommate was asleep in our room so i had to go use the bathroom

My roommate was sleeping in the room next door 😳🤫

When your roommate comes drunk in your room and thinks you are

Asleep in my room and you walk in to this view, what are you