original post: https://redd.it/ui5x8n
Why go to work today when you could stay at home and pump away and leak your mind out through your cock?
GOONED by anongoonV2
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Why go to work when you can stay home and play with me?
Why go to the bathroom when you can pee all over the floor?
Why go to the bathroom when I can make a mess 😌
Why go to the club when you have your personal bitch at home
"I don't like guys who go to the club. I like guys who stay home
Why go to work when you could stay home with Mommy?
Tell her you have to work late so you can cum and fuck me and
Why go to the beach when you can have waves crashing on you at
I REALLY don’t wanna go to work today….wish I could stay
Your crush went to the bathroom, so you took her cell phone and