WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DRESS AS A HOT DOG? NOW YOUR GIRL IS RIDING

SHE* STOLE MY GIRL

You're still stuck driving a car that breaks down every week

WEDDING DAY

UH, THAT'S MY BROTHER'S APARTMENT!

AT THE GYM

YOU'RE INNOCENT ENOUGH TO ALLOW IT

YOU'RE SCARED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO

SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE YOU FOR HIM BECAUSE SHE LOVES THE WAY HER

You're a loser

YOURE GONNA GO BROKE

THEY FUCK IN YOUR YARD EVERY DAY NOW