"Mom, you can stop now. Nobody's paying attention to the game!"

What she's really doing while you're waiting on her to reply

What your kids do while you're busy getting pounded by the guy

[GIF] I hope you like my new collar, though that's probably not

You know you’ve got Mr. Right if he’s jerking while you’re

You know you’ve found Mr. Right if he’s stroking his cock

The thrill of watching your man spitroast your friend's wife,

The thrill of watching your man spitroast your friend's wife,

What I'm doing while you're paying attention to the game

I tried something different with my hair, dunno if it looks good

This is what I’m doing while you’re waiting on your meal

To make sure you're paying attention