Your high school bully was always so much better than you. Athletic,

Your girlfriend prefers her own bed so she doesn't sleep at yours

Your girlfriend prefers her own bed so she doesn't sleep at yours

Your little freaky maid wanted to help clean up that mess of

Your "friends" spent more time in your mom's room when they come

Yours and only yours.

Your friend has been out of the dating game since his divorce

Your friend has been out of the dating game since his divorce

"Your son's dick is bigger than yours... Look how big his dick

Your mom got lost in the neighborhood where your bully lives,

Your Wife knew as soon as her lips touched your Bully's dick

Your bully made you do his homework while he fucked your mom