You know you can always count on me when your girl isn’t in

You can always count on a friend

you can always count on me to be rock hard.

You can always count on Mom to get you out of (and her into)

You Can Always Count On Your Sister.

You can always count on me for a boner

You can always count on clover clamps for a nice challenge

You Can Always Count On Your Sister.

You Can Always Count On Your Sister.

You Can Always Count On Your Sister.

You Can Always Count On Your Sister.

You can always count on me to deliver [34]