I thought I mastered my hopping abilities... I usually spend

While im wearing this hypnotic bear hat, no girls can resist

[OC] I don't think any of you sissies would complain :) ;)

When my roommates asked me if I wanted a sandwich for breakfast

Ever since my bud started shaving that cute pale ass I cant help

The people complaining about the "any tips" meme in this subreddit

"I am sorry bro I won't complain about you watching porn, just

“That was one!” Tiny dropped me with a mean toe tick after

Mommy has a surprise for you in her handbag. Now, put in on like

I am sitting on your face tonight. any complains?

One day I just randomly woke up in my younger brother's girlfriend's

you are gonna take all of this without any complains, do u understand?