When you are horny, but no one is around to help

when you’re the [f]irst one to the conference room ;) [oc]

When you take 3 more because one "wasn't enough"

When you’ve got more than one bully, your mom’s gotta suck

When you buy a sex toy without thinking 🤦‍♂️

When you can't pick just one :)

When you give your fluffer (the one who drinks) a nice bath and

When you come back home, which one would you rather see: Me in

When you come back home, which one would you rather see: Me in

Reese Witherspoon (when you buy a dvd for one scene)

When you get caught out for not buying a train ticket!

When you find a bull for your wife you're nervous how things