[F] I want to turn your software into hardware!

I want to turn your software into hardware! [F]

I want to turn your software into hardware!

I want to turn your software into hardware!

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Hope this turns your software into hardware

Could my phat ass turn your software into hardware?