Your mom in 2002 vs your half-sister in 2020

Mom's and sister's boyfriends have BOTH moved in :(

Begging and groveling is all you could do

He just knows his way around women. At least YOUR women

That was the day you accepted it

Making their relationship public like this (practically every

He got tired of your sister and cousin and decided to try out

What'd you get so worked up for loser ;)

She's doing this for YOU

Mom is so tired of dropping her panties for her new boyfriend

Yet another one of those "don't mom me" moments

You thought she wouldn't be able to get back at you?

Mom will deal with your bedt, sure, but you'll NEVER hear the