Dad's Bully On The Phone: "Hello? Oh, it's your pussy ass. Yeah,

your mom and sister are spending the weekend at your bully’s

I tried to stop my son’s bully. Instead, he made my son watch

Your bully was a reasonable guy, and was always willing to negotiate.

hi babe! im at ur bully's house! yep, we just finished "talking"!

Your bully said if I come over for him and his friends twice

“Listen, son, I went to your bully’s house today to talk

Your bully made a bet with you that he could fuck your girlfriend.

Your bully is giving us both a beat down this week, I loved mine

Since you were studying for your finals this week.. your bully

Your bully promised you that he’d leave you alone if he could

He visits me at least twice a week to get what he needs.