Come sit on my lap

Come sit on my lap

Come sit on my lap

Come sit on my lap

Come sit on my lap

Come sit on my lap…

Come sit on my lap, I'll take you to Middle Earth

Come sit on my lap

You know if you're bored, you can always come sit on my lap,

Come sit on my lap

I know you’ve never had one this big

Come sit on my lap like a good boy and I’ll show you a good