After their defeat by the Nords, the dwarves of old agreed to

Helping My Step Mom (She thinks im her husband)

Protect the Boobs

Helping Her Gag On That BBC

Helping with the lotion

Protecting The Stepsister

The DICS (Deep Inspection Committee of Safety) is always innovating

Helping around the farm

“Poor little Michael…” The body of Michael’s naked girlfriend

Helping with the chores

Helping with the wife

Helping avoid the Sunday scaries