I can hold your drink while you're gaming, bro 😉

I’m sending this to your dad if you’re not home in an hour

I'm pleasing your gf while you're ashamed of your micro penis

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Cheating while you're not home!

Mom attacked while you're not home

You get a call from your neighbor while you're at work telling

Your wife went out to a Vegas weekend with the girls. She promised