I'm Sorry... My Brain Said: "Ohhh You Touch My Talala..."

You’re crush said she needs a real man to fuck her sorry bro

My girlfriend told me she was going out with an old friend last

He really said "Sorry about your throat"

"Hey um, sorry but I accidentally casted a body-switching spell

Deven came to my dorm drunk and crying. I’d always had a bit

When the hot French guy left, I turned to my husband and said

FYI...If you cannot afford the vet care as a rescue, then maybe

I showed them to guy on a first date and he said my tits are

Your daughter was addicted to your bully's cock. She said she

I'm sorry I said you didn't have a good body bud, can you please

"I'm really sorry about this, babe-I mean boss! I'll fix this