Dad always wonders why the water bill is higher when he is out

No clothes allowed when mom is out of town

This is what happens when hubby is out of town and I have “friends”

Daddy is ready to play our special game, princess.

Daddy is out of town on a business trip so I sent him this 👄

Daddy is out of town on a business trip so I sent him this 👄

Daddy is out of town on a business trip so I sent him this 👄

Daddy is out of town on a business trip so I sent him this 👄

Getting comfy with my bull is one of my favorite things to do.

My plumber always goes the xxxtra mile for me when hubby is out

Got to give my husband a show when he is out of town

How my holes get used when hubby is out of town 😈