Excuse me sir, do you need help with your wood? (OC)

do you have a seat for me? 🥺 cause I have TWO spots left for

Excuse me, do you have a moment to stare at these?

Excuse me sir, do you have anything I can bounce on?

Excuse me but do you eat ass?

Excuse me but do you eat ass ? [ba]

Excuse me, but do you eat ass by chance?

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Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on :)

Excuse me sir, do you have a face I can seat on ?

Excuse me sir do you have a face I can sit on

Excuse me, daddy! Do you like what I have there?