Standing fountain (f)or the cars driving by

Squatting outside and spraying all over the place for the cars

Squatting outside and spraying all over the place (f)or the cars

Squatting outside and spraying all over the place [f]or the cars

Pretty sure the landlord saw me flashing on the balcony…

Pretty sure the entire neighborhood heard me. And I don’t give

pretty sure the FedEx driver saw me💦

pretty sure the FedEx driver saw me💦

Take a seat, let’s give the cars driving by a show

Pretty sure a lot of strangers saw my nipples that day

Pretty sure the cab driver saw us.

I hope the cars driving by saw me