You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend

You Didn’t believe me when I told you how wet I get talking

you invited your boss over for dinner hoping it would help you

you and your girlfriend tried to come and score some crack with

You and your coworker were fighting for a promotion but when

You were baffled when I told you I didn't like lap dances. Arguing

You didnt believe me when I told you I was a body hopper but

You didn’t believe your bestfriend when he told you he was

You took me on this beautiful vacation to impress me, but it

Tell me a number and I told you which hole you win

You know I’m not going to let you pull out right? But let me

You are such a little tease bud. I told you what would happen