if you don’t have lots of spit dribbling down your chin you’re

If it's not messy.....you're not doing it right :)

If your top doesn’t leave you looking like this afterwards,

If She Ain't Shaking, Your Not Doing It Right

If You're Not Pulling Her Hair You're Not Doing It Right

If I don’t have multiple orgasms I’m not doing it right

If it isn't dripping you're not doing it right

If your eyes aren’t red and watering, you’re not doing it

If you're not gripping my hair tight.. you're not doing it right

If her ass is not gaping, you're not doing it right (rape)

If she is moaning you are doing it right

If she is moaning you are doing it right