It's not completely hard but it's thick and heavy. Bush (gif)

It may not be real, but it’s too good to not share.

It’s not my biggest but at least it sticks better than the

It’s not the biggest but I’ll still bounce it on your lap

It's not for everyone, but...it might be for you 🤷‍♂️

It’s not a dick, but it’ll do 😈😈😈

It's not the biggest but would you still spank it

It's not the prettiest but I promise it would drain your balls

It may not be perfect, but it’s still fun to play with

It's not yet Christmas, but it's not too early for me to stuff

It's not yet Christmas, but it's not too early for me to stuff

It’s not very big but not bad for a college teen