If this gets enough love, maybe I’ll bend over and “accidentally”

You can pretend you only feel gay because you were hypnotised

ImgurWhen you’re late to meet friends because you were masturbating

You’ll relapse for me every single time because you’re weak

Coming in a silicone pussy because you were acting like a brat

If you love watching big tits bounce as a hot babe gets fucked

Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play Simon Says

If you were my roommate I’d let you watch me get undressed

If you were my professor, I would take your D to get an A ;)

I don't even really remember how it happened...One day I move

Maybe if you're a good girl I'll pull down one of the missing

You were 20 minutes late to pickup your wife Sydney Sweeney ,