Your Mum is a proper slag. When I saw her working her shift at

Your bullies weren't lying when they said they met your mom at

You should always help your friends!

[f] At the strip club. You should always support your local strippers.

[f] At the strip club. You should always support your local strippers.

[f] At the strip club. You should always support your local strippers.

You should always give your kitten attention and affection 😻

You should always use your teeth to take off a MILF’s panties

The REAL reason you should always wipe down your gym equipment

You should always clean your wife

The quiet girl sitting across from you at the park shows you

The quiet girl sitting across from you at the park shows you