Is ok if I sit down on your face?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Do you want me to sit on your face?

Should I sit on your face or your lap?

Mind if I sit on your face?:)

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

can I sit on your face?

When I sit on your face should I squat or fully sit until you

I want to sit on your face like this all day

would you let me sit on your face with almost 200lbs? be honest