Your new job was to worship your roommate whenever his girlfriend

You tried your hardest to give your girlfriend, Taylor Swift,

Loaning your girlfriend for 24hrs to your roommate for his birthday

WHY USE ONE MOUTH WHEN YOU CAN USE TWO, THEY ALSO GAVE UP THE

I want to thank your girlfriend for putting that first finger

Next time you think about forgiving your girlfriend for cheating

Whenever you start to get mad at your girlfriend for cheating,

Your girlfriend convinced me to stop *****ng with you until school

Your girlfriend asked me to tease you as a loyalty test, but

Your girlfriend went over to your bully’s house to tell him

Whenever you think about forgiving your girlfriend for cheating

Whenever you think about forgiving your girlfriend for cheating