When I wished I was hot and hung, I didn't believe it would end

When she offered to do my makeup I didn’t think it would end

When she offered to do my makeup I didn’t think it would end

Watch her clean me up after some sweaty fun with 💦🍆♠️♠️

If you knew our date would end up like this, would you still

I didn't think it would end

A friend asked me for help for a job 🛠 I didn't think they

Inevitable that your wife would end up like this at some point

Who knew I would end up like this again 🤭

When I need a ride I can always rely on my step bro to pick me

He didn't know being my tour guide that night would end up like

Didn’t think I’d end up doing this