I try to be sexy but mostly it just ends up like this

If you knew our date would end up like this, would you still

It always ends up like this

Watch her clean me up after some sweaty fun with 💦🍆♠️♠️

I was growing a new Hybrid strain of Marijuana for 4/20 making

If you knew our date would end up like this, would you still

If you knew our date would end up like this, would you still

If you knew our date would end up like this, would you still

When I need a ride I can always rely on my step bro to pick me

Didn’t think I’d end up doing this

Bet you didn’t think you’d end up like this when you swiped

When I invited my bud over I didn't think it would end up like