son is around for the holidays and this is what happens every

I told him I didn’t have my rent $, and this is what he did

I caught him tugging away in the garage and this is what I did

I caught him tugging away in the garage and this is what I did

Oops, I got a little tipsy in the elevator and this is what happened

Leave us alone in your house and this is what me and her will

I walk in your room and this is what you see. what's your next

I was cleaning the yard and this is what I see in my back window…

Said go crazy and this is what she did

I told him I like my eggs fertilized in the morning and this

I asked Bruce to join me in the bath and this is how it went!

I invite you to come chill on the couch and this is what you