Proper use of TV remote

Are you searching for the TV remote?

The TV remote is always where you least expect it

quick I need to hide this somewhere

Can’t hide this thing all day!!

Can someone help me look for the tv remote?

Does it qualify as a massive cock if it's longer than the remote?

You were on the way home and decided to use your remote to play

Feeling massive next to my TV remote

wyd if were watching TV and i whip it out on you like this?

Comparing my big cock to a tv remote

About the size of a TV remote