Can I offer you a way to de-stress this Monday?

Can I offer you a titty drop in this trying time

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Can I offer you a nice Drop in this tryin' time? (OC)

can I offer you a fuckable ass in these trying times?

Can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give myself instead

Can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give myself instead

Can I offer you this?

Can you offer a better hole than this?

Can you offer a better hole than this?

Can you offer a better hole than this?

Can you offer a better hole than this?