original post: https://redd.it/tx825t
Boss Battle - You can't win and you know it
sissyhypno by straightbigdicks
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You can’t win em’ all
You can have your cake and eat it too
You get slutty when you're drunk, and your friends know it.
you can get it if you want it
It looks kinda small when you're 6'2 but I know it 7.5in so eh
It was a hot summer day and I was feeling particularly naughty.
You can see it, you can taste it.
Can you make my Ass twerk? if you can where would you wanna twerk
You can fuck it if you lick it, I promise
You can fuck it if you lick it first