I invited you over for some wine, this is how I greet you.

I invited you over for some wine, this is how I greet you.

"Well yes i invited you over for a blowjob... for me!"

"Well yes i invited you over for a blowjob... for me!"

When the hot wife down the street invites you over for coffee

you thought you made it when your crush invited you over… turns

POV: I invite you over for netflix and chill

POV: I invite you over for netflix and chill

When the MILF next door invites you over for a swim

When a neighbor invites you over for coffee

When the shy girl next door invited you over for coffee

I invite you over for a 3 course meal, are you packing condoms?