It's not cheating if you're witnessing her sluttiness.

If you think this is bad, wait till you take me to a family dinner.

If you think you are choking me hard enough... you’re not.

If you think I will not pay you attention because you are ugly,

If you think I will not pay you attention because you are ugly,

If you think I will not pay you attention because you are ugly,

If you think I will not pay you attention because you are ugly,

If you think I will not pay you attention because you are ugly,

My tits are pretty big if you think I’m just 86lbs

If you think you're jealous, I saw a girl on the street today

If you think you saw it, no you didn’t.

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh?