My date didn't show up.

My date didn’t turn up so I had fun myself, would you show

my date didn't [f]uck me, would you?

My date didn’t give me enough attention. Could you?

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone married here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My date didn't show, I guess you guys get to see this instead

My date didn't want to lick it all!!

[Reddit] Looking for a chill bud who wants to worship & take

My date didn’t wanna anal fuck me on the first date, would