Forgot my bra at home :(

You’d be amazed how productive my coworkers are when I leave

Oops,i forgot my panties at home

"I'm sorry Mr. Taxi, I forgot my purse at home, and I've never

Forgot my swimsuit at home

I forgot my panties at the store

I forgot my wallet at home but the uber driver wanted his payment

I forgot my wallet at home but the uber driver wanted his payment

I forgot my wallet at home but the uber driver wanted his payment

I forgot my wallet at home but the uber driver wanted his payment

I forgot my wallet at home but the uber driver wanted his payment

I came to the beach but I forgot my bikini at home