Need someone to take this for me

I need someone to do this for me all day, who offers?

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

I hate to slap myself, I need someone to do this!

Need someone to replace this fleshlight 👀

This is what I need to do but don’t want to do it myself. I

My hand is tired. I need someone to do this to me instead 🥹