This isn’t my ass in a thong, this is a thong in my ass

This isn’t entirely accurate but oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️

This isn't my husband and I probably shouldn't be doing this,

This isn’t the only hole this banana saw 💦🍌

This isn't a parody, nor an SNL skit. This is an actual scene

This cunt thought her sexuality was "domme". We taught her better.

This isn’t porn, this isn’t even art…it’s a masterpiece

This didn’t where I parked my car

This didn’t where I parked my car

This biker collided with the back of a car

Where we heading in the car?

this stupid BBB can't even handle a car