my response for how bad I didn’t want the in-laws to come over

Yep it would have been soooo gay but you dodged that bullet :p

Offering a "helping hand" at the Sperm Bank to my most generous

Whew, you really dodged a bullet there! Good thing they found

Whew, you really dodged a bullet there! Good thing they found

Will smith slapping Chris rock.

My ass is Chris Rock and you are Will Smith

I'd slap Chris Rock on stage for her

👋Smack my ass like Will Smith smacked Chris Rock 👋

👋🏽👋🏽 Smack my ass the way Will Smith smacked Chris

Rocks against bullets, Islamic Republic is commiting a genocide

Rachel Roxxx shows Chris Johnson why she rocks from Assmatics