Think I’ll ever achieve PAWG status? I’d say I’m 60% there.

I think I’ll stay in bed today and play with these.

I think I’ll stay in bed today

This is what you get for being a disobedient little slut. Now

That sun lounge will never look the same again. You're going

Decided to [m]ake my hotel stay fun and show off to everyone

There’s a costume party tonight think I’ll get lucky?

I miss having my girl of 8 around to stay up and be freaky with

That goes in there/ And that goes in there/ And that goes in

Think I’ll stay plugged all day long

Stay there and watch, it's only thing that you can do

Most guys don’t know what to do when I tell them to choke or