If you come to my shows for the tits you're lying to yourself,

You’re lying if you say you don’t want to breed me 🙃 [19F]

You may not have been good enough but you're not stupid. She

Are you sure you didn't trip on purpose? the fact that you're

If you’re going to assfuck me, you better do it hard

If this turns you on you’re legally obligated to tell me

If this turns you on you’re legally obligated to tell me

if you’re masturbating right now let me know (;

Not gay cuz you’re just sucking my morning wood. It’s not

If you're attracted to me, tell me your age.

if you're horny right now let me know

If you’re not going to pump me full of your cream I’m not