Your innocent girlfriend lied and said she was with friends..Really

Mom tries to explain to the landlord that she's already "paid"

She invited you and offered a deal that you couldn't refuse in

Your mom got lost in the neighborhood where your bully lives,

Your GF told the local bully she was single and on the pill —

you would hold 3 slow pumps I want to know from the depths of

Your wife doesn't need to know about this

Your wife whored herself out to your bully of a boss — she

your step-daughter friend came over while she’s away looking

Your Father Doesn`t Need To Know About That

You couldn't afford to pay off your bully... so your girlfriend

You couldn't pay the fine and were forced to register your wife,