A performed in a concert last night, my peers had no idea I was

Did you think I was hiding this under my top? 🤭

They used to call me pancake in highschool because my ass was

Did you know I was hiding these under my hoodie?

It’s funny… they called me fat in high school but now everyone

I bet the boys who used to call me nerd in high school didn't

I bet the boys who used to call me nerd in high school didn't

He used to harass your wife in high school, and now he got your

Bet you didn’t think I was hiding this under my sun dress….

Bet you didn’t know i had a plug under my uniform 😝 Goon

While you’re stressing over your girlfriend not picking up

Used to pick on him in high school . Now I just make him watch