They’re as soft and squishy as they look. I wish they were

Heard you were craving some cake 😉

They were alive just 24 hours ago. Children, their mothers, aunts,

Heard you were looking for a MILF… here’s my application…

Heard you were in need of some stress balls

They fought, they were defeated, and now they are where Dark

They were both on the floor, I gently moved them to the plant,

They knew that they were doing when they invented changing rooms

My last date told me they were tasty

They knew what they were doing when they made changing rooms

They might be saggy but they're tasty!

Heard my sister bouncing on my boyfriends cock this morning.