life without me is like a broken pencil ... pointless 🤭🤯

Life is like a penis, women makes it hard for no reason

Life is like a penis, women makes it hard for no reason

Life is short like a thick Asian (:

like a hurricane

like a hurricane!!

Life is like a bicycle, in other to keep your balance you have

My life is like an anime with way too much fan service

Life is like a box of chocolate.. and so is my ass, just eat

Life’s like a roller coaster..so is our sex

Life is like a box of chocolates

Life is a party, dress like it 🎉