When you’re horny at the pub and home is too far away...

When you don't do anal, but your best friend does.

When The Food Isn't Great But Your Boyfriend Is Free To Use Anywhere

when you gotta get it out

When you just got done mowing but your wife needs to ride 😜

When you just got done mowing but your wife needs to ride 😜

When you wanted a fiery redhead but yours ends up a little goofy

When you have an innocent face but your body is made for sin

You might be her father, but your bully is your daughter’s

When you wanna fuck but your book is too good to put down

When someone tells me to work but my belly is too big

When you summon the slut out of your faithful wife