When the ad break comes on just as the most exciting thing is

The word phat comes to mind

When the beat drops 😉 (SOUND ON 🔊)

When the dick date falls through :(

When the soccer mom comes out to play (oh! and first titty drop)

When the bull is hitting it so good you have to bury your face

When the neighbor breeds me

i love when the real pain comes in a moment ~after~ the impact

When the innocent girl from your high school turns out to be

When the ring light comes on, the party can begin😏

Its time to go when the neighbor observes this through the window

When the camera woman comes in for the assist