This is why I can’t wear shorts to the gym

Why I dont like to wear underwear

This is why I don’t wear underwear. How tf am I supposed to

Do I deserve to wear sweat pants?

Honestly, should I even wear pants?

Can't wear these pants without a massive bulge showing

Ooooh no I forgot to wear green today🙈

I forgot to wear green but maybe naked is better anyway

I don’t usually wear green, I hope you like it

I'm part Irish, so I had to wear green, right?

The shorts I’d wear walking round your house

I think my asshole looks pretty tasty when I wear candy apple