Don't you wish you had a friend like this? One who'd make sure

Don't you wish you had a friend like this? One who'd make sure

don’t you wish you had a neighbor like me?

Don't oyu wish you had a girlfriend like Bianca?

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don’t you wish you had this view?

Don’t you wish you had this view?

Don’t you wish you had this view?

Don't you wish you had a fat feminized girly ass like me?

Don’t you wish you had a nerdy goth GF that’s a total freak?!

Hi, horny people!! I bet you wish you had a gf like me!!

Don't you wish your girlfriend was *bald* like me? 😜