Almost as thick as my wrist

Almost as good as the real thing…almost

ALMOST as satisfying as free karma... almost...

As innocent as I look 😇

As innocent as I look 😇

As innocent as I look 😇

As innocent as I look 😇

Not as innocent as i look

Not as innocent as I look [f]

Innocent?, not as innocent as you think.

Almost as good as the real thing... almost 😉

Elves aren’t always as innocent as they look…