original post: https://redd.it/tgimbe
Why go into the store when there's a couple jugs of milk right here?? ;)
maturemilf by EmmaStrawberrie
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When your mom lets you stay in the car with her phone while she
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Why go to the beach when you can have waves crashing on you at
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